Being a parent keeps you regular.
Whether your child decides it is hilarious to competlely freak you out and give you nightmares by strategically placing Elmo in your cabinet, just the right way so that his eyes are the first thing you see when you bend down to grab your kitchen aid stand mixer.... Or maybe they think it is just super fun to see you run for the bathroom when you catch them standing on the bridge over the rocky river below... Perhaps flinging yourself from the rocks will get the regular they are looking for.... (uhm she didn't even wait until he was ready, she just jumped!). Maybe your children keep you regularly smacking yourself in the face? Perhaps, regularly laughing... Regularly young? Regularly wondering what is she going to do next? Regularly shouting. How about a good ole regular Georgia bath? I love being regular. The Jordan's.